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2016-9-30 16:07 Jaybobo
斷4支破壞剪?男子GG套「金屬環」卡死成困鳥...消防拿油壓剪搶救!網友笑:GG差點就GG

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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]台北市一名男子,梅姬颱風來襲前夕,為了提升閨房樂趣,在陰莖和陰囊底部套上「陰莖環」[/font][/size][/color]

[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]礙於尺度問題我只能告訴你陰莖環長這樣[/font][/size][/color]
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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]用法是這樣(誤[/font][/size][/color]
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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]沒想到男子完事後卻取不下來,疼痛難耐的他擔心「小弟弟」缺氧壞死,[/font][/size][/color]
[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]晚間急忙到聯合醫院求診,但醫生也無法拆除,轉求助消防隊[/font][/size][/color]
[img=400x303]http://i2.funpeer.com/6uhiOiu1Tj1J.jpg[/img]

[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]消防局延平分隊一開始還不知救助細節,還以為只是一般的「取戒指」任務,[/font][/size][/color]
[img=640x480]http://i2.funpeer.com/wFhwHjzk5qZu.jpg[/img]

[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]因此派遣代號「71」的救助器材車前往醫院,[/font][/size][/color]
[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]直到抵達醫院見到男子褪下褲子,才發現要取下的「此環非彼環」[/font][/size][/color]



[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]消防人員先以[/font][/size][/color][size=5][color=#363636][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]小型破壞剪[/font][/color][/size][color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]試圖剪開陽具環,[/font][/size][/color]

[img=600x338]http://i2.funpeer.com/24Xbuddh4fQ1.jpg[/img]


[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體](大哥你不要笑成這樣阿!!!)[/font][/size][/color]


[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]但因特製不鏽鋼金屬材質硬度高[/font][/size][/color]
[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]先後[/font][/size][/color][size=4][color=#363636][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體][b]「剪壞」4支破壞剪[/b][/font][/color][/size]

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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]消防人員改向醫院借來[/font][/size][/color][size=5][color=#363636][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]銼刀[/font][/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=#363636][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]鋸片[/font][/color][/size]
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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]我的老天鵝,這些道具要用在GG上[/font][/size][/color]
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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]還是沒辦法,最後只好拿出[/font][/size][/color]
[size=5][color=#363636][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體][b]繩索搭配扁帶油壓剪等大型工具[/b][/font][/color][/size]
[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]還深怕動作太大傷及「無辜」[/font][/size][/color]
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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體](油壓剪示意圖)[/font][/size][/color]



[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]只能溫柔慢動作的[/font][/size][/color][size=5][color=#363636][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體][color=#b71c1c]磨、鋸、剪[/color][/font][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=#363636][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體][b]整整耗費3個半小時[/b][/font][/color][/size]

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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]這畫面太美我不敢看[/font][/size][/color]
[img=259x194]http://i2.funpeer.com/AT1tD15Z95oO.jpg[/img]








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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]最後好不容易拆除2個陽具環,完成「救鳥任務」。[/font][/size][/color]

[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]可喜可賀![/font][/size][/color]



[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]據了解,陰莖環作用是勃起後減慢血液流出陰莖組織,從而增加勃起時間。[/font][/size][/color]
[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]不過,陰莖環太緊或太長時間會引發陰莖持續勃起症,若不及時處理會造成嚴重及永久性傷害,包括GG壞死。[/font][/size][/color]

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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]差點就要GG惹呢~~~[/font][/size][/color]


[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體]感謝台灣消防人員的努力[/font][/size][/color]
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[color=#363636][size=3][font=Arial, "Hiragino Sans GB", 冬青黑, "Microsoft YaHei", 微軟雅黑, Heiti, 黑體](憋笑)[/font][/size][/color]

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