2015-3-19 13:26
Jaybobo
充氣娃娃的10大奇葩用途,不拿它來「愛愛」反而…
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[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]點我一下介紹過不少充氣娃娃,雖然每次介紹都怪怪的,但是太正規的介紹它的使用方法,各位也會覺得無聊吧?[b][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]……相信大家都懂,充氣娃娃的使用方法就是用來[color=#ff8c00]OOXX[/color],以及[color=#ff8c00]XXOO[/color]使用的。[/font][/size][/b]
[size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]▼[/font][/size]之前,我們主要介紹的都是[b][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][color=#ff0000]長得非常像真人[/color]的性愛娃娃[/font][/size][/b]
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[b][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]但是,這次我們要抱持著[color=#ff8c00]創意無限的Kuso心情[/color]來告訴大家~
[size=5][color=#ff00ff][size=5]充氣娃娃的10大奇葩妙用![/size][/color][/size][/font][/size][/b]
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]1. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]救生筏[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][/font][/size][/color]
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澳洲的亞拉河在2011年因為洪水的關係導致水位暴漲,兩位19歲的年輕人就[b][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]利用了2個充氣娃娃當作救生筏而度過難關、免於滅頂[/font][/size][/b],最後才撐到被警察和救援部隊救起。
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]2. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]外套[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][/font][/size][/color]
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荷蘭的藝術家Sander Reijgers回收了不被需要的充氣娃娃之後,將它們改造成時尚又防水的外套。[color=#ff66cc][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]……其實不戴著帽子的話,應該分不出來是個充氣娃娃。[/b][/font][/size][/color]
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]3. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]防止性病的道具[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][/font][/size][/color]
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二戰期間,德國士兵經常從妓女那裡感染到性病,特別是梅毒,令希特勒非常無法忍受,於是他特別批準了博格希爾德計劃(Borghild Project),[color=#ff66cc][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]因此,充氣娃娃的開山鼻祖正是納粹。[/b][/font][/size][/color]
但是,最終這些開發成左漯鷑v碧眼、可充氣、折疊後能放入士兵的背包的產品,都[color=#ff8c00][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]被士兵們都拒絕攜帶了[/b][/font][/size][/color]……因為他們怕被俘後會遭到恥笑。
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]4. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]電影明星[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color]
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在電影《充氣娃娃之戀》中,由瑞恩·高斯林飾演的主角就與他網購買來的充氣娃娃「Bianca」展開了一段詭異的戀情。
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]5. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]跳傘運動員[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color]
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除了電影明星之外,Bianca的另一個身分就是跳傘運動員了!
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]6. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]慶典的必備道具[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color]
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在立陶宛有一個名為[b][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]「全國男人節」的慶典[/font][/size][/b],在這一天當中,會舉辦一場[color=#ad07a2][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]「充氣娃娃游泳大賽」[/b][/font][/size][/color]!參賽者們可以帶著自己心愛的娃娃跳入水中,在娃娃的浮力協助之下渡過200多公尺的河流。
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]7. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]高乘載限制的小幫手[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color]
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逢年過節的時候,政府常常會頒布需要乘坐[b][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]3個人以上才能上高速公路的[color=#ff8c00]「高乘載管制」[/color]規定[/font][/size][/b],如果人數不夠的話就用充氣娃娃的充數吧![color=#ad07a2][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]……可是,還是要提醒大家這是犯法的,請不要學哦XD![/b][/font][/size][/color]
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]8. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]你的大腿替代品[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color]
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如果你的狗狗總是不停得要抱你的大腿,相信狗用充氣娃娃會是一個最好的解決之道。
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]9. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]廣告代言人[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color]
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土耳其公司「Big」用充氣娃娃為哈雷機車做了一張平面廣告,上面寫著:[color=#ff8c00][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]「沒有任何東西可以取代真實的它,請使用哈雷原廠零件。」[/b][/font][/size][/color]
[color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]10. 當充氣娃娃變成……[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color][color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][size=4][b][size=4]收藏品[/size][/b][/size][/font][/size][/color]
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英國的一對夫婦Bob與Lizzie擁有世界上最多的充氣娃娃收藏品,[color=#ad07a2][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]他們擁有超過240個真人比例的充氣娃娃,總價值超過150,000美金[/b][/font][/size][/color],這些娃娃從來沒有被使用過,只是放在那邊、像是一尊大型的芭比娃娃一樣。[/font][/size][/color]